My usual brand of bar soap recently featured a promotional miniature can of hairspray taped to it. YES, I thought loudly to myself, at LAST! A free gift I can USE!
I probably should start storing first aid and beauty products SEPARATELY.
Also, I shouldn't use EITHER without wearing contacts or glasses.
Please support my cause by signing this petition and passing it on.
Dear Food and Drug Administration:
For obvious safety reasons, companies should be required to put a warning label with THIS IS NOT HAIRSPRAY in large print on all spray cans that AREN'T.
Coalition of Americans for Safer Hairspray
(Because styling your hair shouldn't be dangerous)