Hardly Evil at All

I bet if you took all the evil people in the world and laid them end to end (but not in any dirty kind of way), you would be surprised to find that not one of them was Me.

Sunday, September 30, 2012

bad kitty

Me (from somewhere in the vicinity of the end of my rope):  This cat is CRAZY and BAD.  I'm gonna go out and buy a tazer.  Maybe THAT will get his attention.
Ponytail:  NOOOooo!  Not a tazer!  That would KILL him!
Me:  Oh emm gee, I'm NOT homicidal!  I was talking about a CAT tazer, Ponytail!  Duh.
Ponytail:  There's no such thing as a CAT TAZER, Mommy!
Me:  Okay, then.  We'll just have to get a BABY tazer and PRETEND it's a kitty  tazer!

(P.S. We didn't!)

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