Remember that catchy country song that goes: Here's a Quarter. Call Someone Who Cares.
If you DO, you're old like me, but that's okay!
I like to modernize the old stuff, though, throw a new spoon into the old juicebox ever now and then. Make the old not only NEW, but relevant to present times.
And so my reversionation of that song goes like this:
Here's a quarter. Do you want it? Because I have absolutely no use for ONE quarter. In 2013.