#1: Jagger, what are you doing in the sink? Get outta there!
#2: Oh, you're thirsty, huh? That sink isn't broken and dripping, so good luck with your water fountain delusion.
#3. Seriously?? You thought you could use your kitty paws to actually TURN ON a faucet so you could get a fresh drink?? You need psych meds, Cowboy, or else I'm still in a Benadryl dream.
#4. Yeah, that's what I thought. Now, if you'll accompany me to the kitchen, you'll find your water bowl is in the exact same place it always is.
P.S. I threw away that MENSA application you started on. The directions CLEARLY state that it must be filled out legibly and in INK!
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