Hardly Evil at All

I bet if you took all the evil people in the world and laid them end to end (but not in any dirty kind of way), you would be surprised to find that not one of them was Me.

Friday, August 17, 2012

Our cat ain't right. (a photo strip commentary)

#1:  Jagger, what are you doing in the sink?  Get outta there!
#2:  Oh, you're thirsty, huh?  That sink isn't broken and dripping, so good luck with your water fountain delusion.
#3.  Seriously??  You thought you could use your kitty paws to actually TURN ON a faucet so you could get a fresh drink??  You need psych meds, Cowboy, or else I'm still in a Benadryl dream.
#4.  Yeah, that's what I thought.  Now, if you'll accompany me to the kitchen, you'll find your water bowl is in the exact same place it always is.

P.S.  I threw away that MENSA application you started on.  The directions CLEARLY state that it must be filled out legibly and in INK! 

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