P: R u awake?
ME: Yes
P: I woke up with a headache and took some medicine but can't fall asleep
ME: Bad bad migraine. Barely was able to get home.
Is your head a little better?
P: Aw:( a little i guess
ME: Mine is barely any better. Enough to kinda see these letters but keep having to correct everything. It's VERY HOT here, too. (Our central air broke, so they were at a Grand's house)
P: Did u get the fan out of my room?
ME: Must be a weather thing. Bet (blogalias) & (blogalias) have one too
I did, but it's not as fast as it used to be.
P: Is it on 3?
ME: Somebody supposed to look at AC in a while. Yes, but 3 blow like 1 used to. Not hard at all.
My room is cool enough. Have fan facing to my bathroom.
Did you bring the nausea health store med with you?
P: Yeah, i have tylenol-caffeine pills, nausea, and those pain ones
ME: sorry about your headache and un sleepiness.
What make brown?
P: Red and green. Blue and orange. Purple and yellow.
ME: Let me send you a funny link. Fb message ok?
Go read it now!
(*** http://www.flyingplatypi.com/2013/07/i-may-be-crazy-but-i-think-my-girl.html?m=1
***)
P: I am!
Lol!
Girl mannequin child:)
ME: Somebody was in a hurry to get home!
P: Lol
ME: Her goofy face always wins
My "tree" looks like Christmas threw up.
P: Lol. pics or it didn't happen
*( so proud )*
ME: Exactly. Never happened. Gotta burn it before (blogalias) get home
Also the fumes are pretty strong.
P: What'd u do it with?
ME: Because alcohol dries faster than water do.
To blend chalk
With my other fingers
P: Wow, okay. Also, ur shut up in ur room, so yeah the fumes would be strong
ME: Gonna add Mardi gras
P: To ur tree?
Ok
ME: Yes. Purple doesn't LIKE the alcohol.
Or the other colors. Purple is a jerk.
I need the name of a very little child to blame this on. Ideas?
P: Which color DOES like the alcohol?
ME: Green and red!
P: (blogalias) (actually, this kid is 4, and he doesn't HAVE one yet)
ME: It didn't make them BLEND, but they are wasted.
P: Hmm... Do they like it TOO much? Maybe, u should keep them away from it
ME: It's a tree-nado!
P: That's even worse than Sharknado
ME: Gonna fb you a pic
Did!
P: Wow. That is so bad. Why didn't u just use crayons?
ME: Didn't know where they were/migraine/ how else was I gonna get these awesome chalk fingers?
P: They are in my room by my bed on the old show rack/ bookshelve in front of my window bottom shelve with the paint and colored pencils
ME: This tree-nado is making me dizzy and more nauseated.
It's too late.
P: *shoe
ME: I'm an IDEAS man. I depends on others to carry them out
P: Also, it's never too late to fix a mistake. Unless of course ur out of whiteout
ME: Maybe it can be a rainbow-tree-nado! It grows rainbows!
White out is what killed off the typewriters and the dinosaurs.
P: Ikr
ME: Maybe I should have used purple drink and sweet tea
Or other actual art supplies...
Or dirt.
P: Wow. That would have been a complete mess
ME: The brown ice cream in the freezer!
P: Even dirt stuck on with glue would have been better
ME: That's what I was thinking.
P: Don't waste our ice cream!
ME: I don't know any blind small children. Do you?
Art is never a waste!
Wonder what peroxide does to "art"?
P: Probably nothing good. Unless ur going for a flame sculpture
ME: Wow, foam hand sanitizer really brings out the purple.
P: What exactly are u doing to ur art
ME: This is the kind of "art" that even artists want to censor and destroy.
Um, cleaning it?
P: Lol. Did u try soap and water
ME: Fb pic again
P: It looks like some really creepy skeleton hand
ME: That's what happens when Rainbow Tree-nados go over to the darker side.
Flipped it. Look now
P: The blue side is so much prettier
ME: So far. Evil lol.
(fb pic sent)
P: Nice shadow selfie
ME: Do people take shadow selfies on purpose?
P: Did u?
ME: Not on purpose. Just found that in my phone and cropped it a little.
P: Googling shadow selfies
Answer: yes
ME: Galaxy quest. (which I love and was watching for about the 80th time) Rock monster: right outta Power Rangers, am I right?
P: I'm not sure if that text made sense or not
ME: Maybe this will help.
Part 1 (Power Rangers writers meeting):
We gotta think of a new monster. Think think think think. Chair Monster! No, Table Monster!
Part2: What about Fish Aquarium Monster? No. Not believable. Think, everybody! Think like the wind! Ooh, ooh, (looks at bottom of aquarium)
Part 3: (looks AT bottom oF aquarium) ROCK MONSTER! Everybody: Rock Monster is the best idea ever! Let's go to Chucky Cheese to celebrate! Yay!
The end
P: Clap clap clap! Encore
ME: Thank you! Gotta go whack a mole now!
And then they write down everything they see there and pull it out at the next meeting. Because they're fantastic writers!
P: Mkay
ME: I believe Girl Mannequin Child should hang a tire swing from the Rainbow-Art-Treenado.
P: Ok. Ho
ME: What did you call me?
P: Stupid phone. *how?
ME: What's a "how"?
P: How would she hang a tire swing from a treenado
ME: With a rope!
P: But treenado!
ME: 1st She has to use the rope as a lasso, 2nd as a ladder, 3rd as a swing attacher mechanism.
(fb message: Isn't that SKEERY?)
P: Whats scary?
ME: Another pic.
In the crust.
P: I know but what on the pic? It's pizza
ME: Crust
ME: The last treenado pic looks like a palm tree on fire erupting from a volcano?
It could be a volcado. Hard to tell.
Or an island that ship wrecked people just decide to drown rather than go there.
P: Volcado definitley
ME: It has geiser features, too. But I don't think that's how it's spelled.
I believe I may be in some kind of coma. And the only way out?
Yep. Right through the volcado.
P: ...alright...
ME: Except I can't swim in lava
P: Lava girl can. From "Shark Boy and Lava Girk" Best. Movie. Ever
ME: Do I freaking LOOK like Mannequin Lava Girl?
DO I??! DO I?? Seriously, do I? I didn't see the movie.
P: It'd be awesome if u were.
It was awesome to me like 8 years ago. It's probably a really sucky movie
ME: I'm so awesome that Treenado wants to go as Torachael for Hallowe'en.
Aren't you sleepy yet?
P: It's got taylor lautner in it. Being awesome and whatnot
No not really. Well, somewhat but i still can't sleep
ME: I'm gonna make a rock monster out of potatoes.
Also, a small potato tree
Is he Lava Girl?
P: That would be a potato monster
No he's sharkboy. Duh! I think George Lopez is the bad guy
ME: Well, no, because it's a COSTUME.
P: Whatevs
ME: If you're getting same text more than once, it's just C-Spire polluting.
P: I know
ME: My potatoes are going as Rock Monster.
I just don't think Cat or Dog could carry the weight.
Maybe they could go as the garden. No, that's lame
P: Cat might.
He's getting really big
ME: Cat would train the potatoes to be evil and then he could take over the worlds!
P: I think the potatoes would just rebel
ME: Help me make a fin for the Carnado?.
P: U need to rewatch the landshark video
ME: I think when potatoes rebel, they become aug rotten.
Too loud for now. want the link to the only video about dead dogs that made me roffle?
Anyways, to give you an idea of how big a rock is, here's a picture of a rock next to a slightly smaller rock. *(no picture)*
(*That very last bit was inspired by a zfrank1 YouTube video, True Facts about the Aye-Aye.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHs5POy8-8Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Sometimes I just can't help myself.)
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