#CSpireLies text received at 0257:
Your data speed has been reduced until 08/03/2013. Use Wi-Fi when available to avoid reduced data speeds. Thank you for choosing C Spire.
My texts:
#1. It already IS 08/03/2013. Thank you very much for disturbing my household at 3 o'clock in the morning, #CSpireLies, in order to deliver further proof that there is not one dictionary in the entirety of the #CSpireLies cellular service hostage organization.
#2. What EXACTLY is your problem, #CSpireLies? I use LESS data than anybody I know. Your cryptic harassment remains unacceptable. Furthermore, please STOP CONTACTING ME in the middle of the NIGHT. Perhaps your employees would appreciate the same treatment your customers enjoy. #CSpireLies FOREVER
#3. The new Untrustworthiness Pyramid has been released. #CSpireLies has edged ahead of Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Pehlps Jr.
Congratulations, #CSpireLies!
#4. Please GO AWAY, inevitable #CSpireLies representative "responding" to my text. #CSpireLies started it. I did NOT. Please refer to previous #s 1 through 3. DO NOT further disturb my family in the middle of the NIGHT with a follow-up text, no matter how well-intended. #CSpireLies FOREVER
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(Me? I simply re-sent #4. )
Commentary
I WAS exhausted, and ready for sleep. Now, thanks to #CSpireLies, I'm exhausted, FED UP, and MAD. These bizarre practices of #CSpireLies MUST stop.
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