Hardly Evil at All

I bet if you took all the evil people in the world and laid them end to end (but not in any dirty kind of way), you would be surprised to find that not one of them was Me.

Sunday, April 6, 2014

"Your Mom Goes to College!"

Well.  Just solved the inevitable Empty Nest Crisis.
It sure was smart of me to have the foresight to plan my offspring to be two years apart in school.
Number One starts college this fall.  I simply go with her for the first year!  If all is satisfactory, I return "home" for one year.  Number Two starts college.  I go with HER for one year.  Rinse and repeat one more time.
Foolproof.  Or, is it "approved by/for fools?"  (Always get those mixed up.)
*Inspired by the book, Nobody's Mother is in Second Grade, by Robin Pulver

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