Hardly Evil at All

I bet if you took all the evil people in the world and laid them end to end (but not in any dirty kind of way), you would be surprised to find that not one of them was Me.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Texts while he was at work last night

ME: You will NOT believe this!!!

ME: There is a BUG totally banging another bug ON THE BLINDS in OUR room.

HIM: You're right. I don't believe it

HIM: Clocked out

ME: Check your email

HIM: You have problems