I bet if you took all the evil people in the world and laid them end to end (but not in any dirty kind of way), you would be surprised to find that not one of them was Me.
Son: It was I. I'm sorry, Father. I cannot tell a lie.
God: Don't you think I KNOW that already! You put the tails back on all those puppies RIGHT NOW, and I don't mean 5 minutes from now!