Hardly Evil at All

I bet if you took all the evil people in the world and laid them end to end (but not in any dirty kind of way), you would be surprised to find that not one of them was Me.

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Sorry I can't (fill in the blank).

Nearly-All-Purpose "Reason" (and/or excuse) to get out of things that are happening more than a tank (or three) of gas away from home.
Feel free to adapt and use this yourselves.

Sorry I can't (fill in the blank).  Somehow, my name got on the no- fly list.  Again.

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