Hardly Evil at All

I bet if you took all the evil people in the world and laid them end to end (but not in any dirty kind of way), you would be surprised to find that not one of them was Me.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Cutting Bubbles

CUTTING BUBBLES: brand new euphemism for passing gas. In the olden days, our only options were to: fart, pOOt, boil water, rev the engines, disperse crowds, blame it on the dog, test drive new pants, cut the cheese, practice air warfare, imitate a woopy cushion, sound the alarm, or run for your life! This is a much more dignified, not to mention cuter, option.
Thanks, SurpriseMe and Joyride!

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